fucking cuddle with me you bitch
I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
Fuck, my tea.
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying